c0ldlungs:

yES OMG THIS FKN SCENE

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

He turned me into an object and I turned him into a god. How sick is that?
teacher:what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me:winged eyeliner

talentedkhajoor:

 Uncle: Beta result kya aya ha?

Me: Wo chorein apka qyamat wale din jo result aeye ga aap uss ki fikar karerin,masoom bacho se itne gandey gandey sawal puchne waley kaminey

uhuhok:

why did i learn about photosynthesis b4 i learned about privilege and oppression

intellectualshawty:

People who say “happy eid mubarak”… What kinda chai tea teas??

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?""Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives.""Why is that important?""It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?"
"Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives."
"Why is that important?"
"It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person